While examining a Ralph Sampson figurine J.D. brought home from last night’s Houston Rockets game…
Bean: Why he not wearing pants?
Me: He’s wearing shorts.
Bean: Oh, I though he only had underwear.
Me: No, that’s what basketball shorts used to look like.
Bean: But, is he wearing underwear?
Me: Yes. They’re underneath.
Bean: Yeah, I can’t see them.
This is the figurine in question:
Bean has spent a significant amount of time examining his uniform and he is truly perplexed. I’m not sure why he’s so confused since a lot of his shorts are a bit shorter than is currently fashionable because he grows so damn quick.
Featured Image: Photo credit to Sports Illustrated.